The Federation of United States of Molossia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 302 million United States of Molossians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United States of Molossian economy, worth 20.7 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,659 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United States of Molossia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United States of Molossia is ranked 90,231^st in the world and 108^th in Kantrias for Safest, scoring 85.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.